MLM Holiday Training- Twas the Night before Network Nick
MLM Training for the Holidays-Twas the Night before Network Nick!
by Doug Firebaugh
Network Marketing during the holidays has always been a little tough, unless you are Network Nick and have a Network Nick mind set! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all in the MLM Network Marketing Industry!
Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except me clicking my mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
With all my mlm applications to be sent laying there..
The children were all nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of mlm millions danced in my head,
and mamma and her kercheif and I in my "never quit" cap
had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my magnet mattress to see what's the matter
Away to the window i flew like a flash,
Stumbled over my mlm new dealer kit and threw up the sash
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
gave a diamond bright quality to the objects below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a miniature sleigh and and a downline of reindeer
With a little ol driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment in must be Network Nick...
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
and he motivated them like crazy calling them by name
Now Dasher, Now Dancer, Now prancer, now Vixen,
On Comet, and Cupid, Start 30 day blitzing!
To the top of the pay plan! To the top of it all!
now dash away dash away! dash away all!
As dry leaves that before a wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle it increases the drive,
So up to the house top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of product, and Network Nick too!
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof,
Recruit Recruit Recruit! and the sound of each hoof
As I drew in my hand, was turning around,
down the chimney Nework Nick came with a bound
He was dressed all in fur, like all the mlm diamonds do,
and his suit was Versace,with boots brand new,
A bundle of products and apps on his back,
and he looked at me as he opened his sack...
His eyes how they twinkled as if he took out his apps,
His cheeks were like rubies his lips how they flapped
His droll little mouth was speaking of MLM,
and the beard he had looked distinguished on him..
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
as he took out a board and started talking to me,
Circles,and more Circles he drew as he was telling,
and when he laughed he shook like a bowl full of jelly.
He wanted me to join santaclause.com,
and be one of his frontline, to be number one.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon I was signing my name in red.
He spoke not a word, for he knew how it worked,
and when I signed the application away it was jerked
and laying his finger aside of his nose,
he gave me my dealer kit, and up the chimney he rose
He sprang to his sleigh to his downline gave a shout
and away they all flew for another prospects house,
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of site...
Duplicate Duplicate! Morning-noon- and night!!!
Merry Christmas from Net-Work Nick for all MLM and Network Marketing professionals!
blessings...doug
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The
workshop starts Wednesday April 1, 2006
and will be a weekly meeting, over nine weeks.
What is learned in the workshop each week, can be taken home and checked out with your children the following week.
There is no cost for the weekly workshop, except for the materials distributed at each meeting.
The workshop is designed for parents, grandparents and/or people working with children to better understand what is inside the child and how to help the child find their place in our society.????Every parent that has two or more children, knows that each child is different from the time they are born.
The workshop starts with identifying a childs specific DNA strategy.
Within the same family some childrens...
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